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April 4th is International Carrot Day, and we're celebrating the funniest root in the veggie patch! Whether you're a fan of puns or just here for the laughs, these carrot jokes will have you …

Jump ship. I'm going to get married on February 29th, so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years. Why was February so popular with the other months? Because it brought …

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