'Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.' But, sir, I was only following standard procedure. 'Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb.' Uh huh, and if I can obtain for you these animals? (S5 E13 - 'Homer and Apu') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. 'Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais!' That is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my god.. but okay! (S5 E1 - 'Homer's Barbershop Quartet') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments

'I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money.' Are you absolutely sure? Because legally, I am allowed to shake him by the ankles and see what falls out. It's established in the case of 'Lawyers vs. Justice.' That was a wonderful day for us.. (S13 E19 - 'The Sweetest Apu') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments